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"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Snake in the grass...

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Game time.

Danger: Falling animals

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."