Scam Story Buff Mugs

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

hard-boiled egg...

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'You know too much,'

"The hyenas started it."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Snake in the grass...

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Danger: Falling animals

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Game time.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

Ask Sadie

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."