Sacred Story Buff Mugs

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The hyenas started it."

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Bible Bloopers

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Look man, no wings!'

Caption Contest TK

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Snake in the grass...

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Even More Disciples'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

Danger: Falling animals

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'