Spiritual Story Buff Mugs

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"The hyenas started it."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Look man, no wings!'

Bible Bloopers

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Caption Contest TK

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

Snake in the grass...

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Even More Disciples'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

Danger: Falling animals

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'