Sacred Story Buff Pillows

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Caption Contest TK

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Look man, no wings!'

Bible Bloopers

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

Snake in the grass...

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Even More Disciples'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Game time.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.