Sauropod Swinger Gifts

Jurassic Country Club.

Golfing Bishop.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

The Amateur Golfer

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Guns/Blunt Instruments.

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

'Give a man a ball, and he golfs for a day, Teach a man to scoop a ball and he golfs for a lifetime,'

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

Kids - who'd have em?

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

Why didn't you ask me to join the management buy-out team?

Have a swinging Christmas!

'Bloody 4WDs!'

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

'Any way I could play through?'

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

"I'm currently ranked 104,387,519th in the world."

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Divine Golf

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