Satrialist Gifts

I visited the Commons...I've already seen Where the Wild Things Are!

Outer Space Outsourcing

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

'Bring out yer books!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"That shirt is so last year."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'Caesar salad?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Baptism Then and Now

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

"No, I said go knock yourself out."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'