Satrialist T-Shirts

I visited the Commons...I've already seen Where the Wild Things Are!

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Caesar salad?'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Baptism Then and Now

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"