Santaphile T-Shirts

'Don't think my knees can take much more of this Santa's grotto job...'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Punk Reindeer

Shakespeare Quote

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

A meeting on the pier

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elizabeth II

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

Santa Claws...

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"Darn technology."

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.