Santaphile Prints

'Don't think my knees can take much more of this Santa's grotto job...'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

That one has all the batteries!

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Punk Reindeer

Shakespeare Quote

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

A meeting on the pier

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elizabeth II

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Santa Claws...

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"Darn technology."

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."