Social Solitarian Gifts

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Government a la Carte

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

The prying mantis,

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Roe v. Wade

Wal-Mart Ruling

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Arizona In Black

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Horse statue throws off rider.

My Dream Valentine

"Moulting"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

US election postal vote controversy

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"I'm after the history section."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Inhospitality tent.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Wedge Issues in the United States.

"God help us, it's that guy."