Social Solitarian Pillows

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Yes, one is a dog."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The prying mantis,

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Roe v. Wade

Arizona In Black

Horse statue throws off rider.

Wal-Mart Ruling

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

My Dream Valentine

US election postal vote controversy

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Moulting"

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I'm after the history section."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Inhospitality tent.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Wedge Issues in the United States.

'racism is the new black.'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."