Social Struggler Pillows

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"I beg to differ."

Modern Studying

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Gone for Broke College

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

"Darn, I've done it again!"

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

'You rate very high in everything, except, of course, people skills.'

'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'

'I've always been a perfectionist - just not a very good one.'

"Don't look left or right!"

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

Will Work for Student Loan Payment.

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

'I always wanted a career in social work...to make a difference, to help people!'

Choose your social anxiety coping mechanism!

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."