Satirical Soothsayer Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for a satirical soothsayer? Celebrate their sharp wit with products that blend humor, insight, and a touch of irreverence. Perfect for those who love to challenge perceptions and make a statement, our selection features fun and thoughtful items that match their unique personality. Whether they enjoy witty quotes, playful art, or humorous accessories, you'll find something that resonates with their sharp sense of humor. Surprise your favorite satirical mind with a gift that sparks smiles and conversations.

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Greece & EU

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'I see a bright future. You will get on to the Obamacare website soon, have your pre-existing conditions covered, with no lifetime caps.'

'I see a bright future. You will get on to the Obamacare website soon, have your pre-existing conditions covered, with no lifetime caps.' mockup

'I see a bright future. You will get on to the Obamacare website soon, have your pre-existing conditions covered, with no lifetime caps.'

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British savings accounts

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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Priest's 'To do' list.

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'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..." mockup

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.' mockup

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

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"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church." mockup

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

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'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!' mockup

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?" mockup

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

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"Still Undecided Political Blocs" mockup

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

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Pie Filling Reader

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

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"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..." mockup

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

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Free ticket to heaven... details inside mockup

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

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The Ten Really Cool Facts

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'Even More Disciples'

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Bald Man Overcomb

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"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious." mockup

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

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"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'" mockup

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

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Lesbians for Christ

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"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose." mockup

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

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"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?" mockup

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

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"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'." mockup

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

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Justice

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'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .' mockup

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them." mockup

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

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'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?' mockup

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

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'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.' mockup

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

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The 11th Commandment

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Satirical Soothsayer Gifts Collection

Satirical Soothsayer Mugs

Discover more witty and satirical mugs perfect for the clever soothsayer in your life on our mugs page.

Satirical Soothsayer Pillows

Find cozy pillows with satirical quotes and art, ideal for adding humor and personality to any space.

Satirical Soothsayer Prints

Browse thought-provoking and humorous prints that celebrate satire and clever insight, perfect for the creative soul.

Satirical Soothsayer T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous and satirical t-shirts that speak to the sharp-minded and witty personalities.