Advice Satirist Gifts

'I like to give them plenty of slack before I set the hook.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Copycats

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

Priest's 'To do' list.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Skeptic Tank.

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"