'The monthly charge isn't bad but the roaming fees are killing me.'
Satirical Sojourners Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and adventurous spirit of a satirical sojourner? Our collection offers humor-infused products perfect for those who love exploring life’s quirks and making clever statements on their journey. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, find the ideal gift that celebrates their playful perspective and love for traversing the world with a sharp tongue and a keen eye.
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.
"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."
"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"
"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."
"You have arrived at your destination."
"My bouche was not amused."
Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs
"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."
'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'
Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.
Death Takes A Time-Share
'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'
'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'
'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'
"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."
Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!
Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40
Suburban blues legends
"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"
You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'
Earl's guaranteed two-step program for managerial success.
School of Comparative Anatomy
Hell/Paradise
SS Norovirus of the Seas.
Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.
"Heh heh heh!"
'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'
Southwest Hampton
Mild in the Streets
"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."
Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.
"This year let's take our vacation at the sewage treatment plant."
"He's not a third- rate second-rate artist. He's a first-rate third-rate artist."
Satirical Sojourners Gifts Collection
Satirical Sojourners Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs, perfect for the satirical traveler who loves starting their day with a clever twist.
Satirical Sojourners Pillows
Add a touch of irony and comfort with pillows featuring satirical designs that's perfect for the clever sojourner.
Satirical Sojourners Prints
Decorate with our satirical art prints, crafted for the adventurous soul with a sharp wit and a love for clever commentary.
Satirical Sojourners T-Shirts
Find our humorous t-shirts that showcase the satirical side of travel and exploration, making every adventure a statement in style.