Salon Sojourners Gifts

"Wait, I've changed my mind."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The adoration of the gels.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"So what's your success rate?"

Galoots in cahoots

Your hats off! Salon now open

God's Manicure.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"He spoils them."

Where Mom used to take you.

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

Medusa gets a trim.

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Dye now, pay later!

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

A brush with Death.

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

Hell/Paradise