Salon Sojourners Pillows

"Wait, I've changed my mind."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The adoration of the gels.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"So what's your success rate?"

Vast Wasteland Ahead

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"He spoils them."

Where Mom used to take you.

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

Galoots in cahoots

Your hats off! Salon now open

God's Manicure.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Medusa gets a trim.

Dye now, pay later!

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

Hell/Paradise

A brush with Death.

'My youngest provides me free mud.'