Satirical Maven Pillows

Politicians insult constituents.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Myths and legends...

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Boarway Show

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

The violin lesson

Musical Prodigy

At the CD shop.

Bob Dylan

Courtney Love