Satirical Maven Mugs

Politicians insult constituents.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Myths and legends...

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Boarway Show

Nick Cave

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Leonard Cohen

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

The violin lesson

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

Barbara Streisand

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"...on the avenue..."

Courtney Love

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

Musical Prodigy

At the CD shop.