Literary Maven Pillows

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

Instructional guide to scribbling

The Shrinking Dollar.

Myths and legends...

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Star Wars Audience

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Upper West Side Story

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Boarway Show

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."