Literary Maverick Pillows

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Nathaniel Hawthorne

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Author does not do tricks."

Stephen Spender.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Gunter Grass

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"