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Do not fold, bend or staple your questions...

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"You're hired!"

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

US aid to Ukraine

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

American Bombs

The water desk

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

My boss is a real turd.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

The Jumping Tank

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."