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'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"You're hired!"

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"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

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'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

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"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

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'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

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"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'