Satirical Imagery Collector Mugs

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"You're hired!"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

US aid to Ukraine

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

The water desk

American Bombs

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

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Slave Drivers.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

My boss is a real turd.

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Fourth quarter earnings down, please help.

The Jumping Tank

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'