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Satirical Instruction Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for a satirical instruction collector? Our collection combines clever humor with creative design, celebrating their unique appreciation for irony and instruction manuals. Ideal for those who find joy in the satirical side of collecting, these products make amusing and thoughtful gifts that tickle the funny bone while speaking to their love of clever commentary.
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"
You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."
"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"
'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'
"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"
Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse
"You're hired!"
When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer
"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."
"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"
US aid to Ukraine
"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"
American Bombs
The water desk
'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'
Slave Drivers.
'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'
'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'
Democratic Party Access For Under $100.
'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'
"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."
"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."
'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'
"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."
'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'
My boss is a real turd.
'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'
"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times
The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island
The Jumping Tank
"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."
Satirical Instruction Collector Gifts Collection
Satirical Instruction Collector Mugs
Explore our range of satirical instruction collector mugs—funny, witty designs to brighten every coffee moment.
Satirical Instruction Collector Pillows
Soft, humorous pillows featuring satirical instructions—great for adding a playful touch to any space.
Satirical Instruction Collector Prints
Browse our collection of satirical instruction prints—sharp, funny art that celebrates the collector’s unique sense of humor.
Satirical Instruction Collector T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that turn satirical instructions into wearable art, perfect for the creative and witty collector.