Education Satire Collectors Gifts

Violence in schools has increased

Ethics exam cheater.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The water desk

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

My boss is a real turd.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"...And you get hazardous pay for study hall periods."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

Cash For Places - Penbroke College