"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. You're just not car salesman material."
Satire Snob Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for a satire snob? Our collection of smart, satirical products offers a humorous twist on everyday items, ideal for those with a sharp wit and a love for clever commentary. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, each piece is designed to entertain and provoke thought. These gifts are perfect for anyone who enjoys satire’s playful edge, making their everyday moments a little more amusing and a lot more insightful.
"I don't wanna 'adult' today."
"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Hollywood Sign Developers
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
'The History Channel is all reruns.'
Support the Ex-Troops
Director/Action Man toy.
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
Torturing the English Language
Life is for the birds.
Pretty Flowers
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"
Doctor examining Easter Island statue.
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
UK border controls relaxed.
Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).
"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."
"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"
King Henry and his Cheshire bride
reincarnated worm...
"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
The height of fashion in 1796
"Now I really hate poetry."
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
What's normal?
"I don't like the looks of that!"
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
Satire Snob Gifts Collection
Satire Snob Mugs
Explore our range of satirical mugs, perfect for those who love to start their day with a dose of clever humor.
Satire Snob Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows, perfect for adding a satirical touch to any space for the witty snob in your life.
Satire Snob Prints
Discover satirical art prints that speak volumes—ideal for fans of clever, thought-provoking humor.
Satire Snob T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty t-shirts—designed for satire aficionados who enjoy making a statement with their style.