Satire Snob Pillows

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. You're just not car salesman material."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Support the Ex-Troops

Director/Action Man toy.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Torturing the English Language

Life is for the birds.

Pretty Flowers

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

UK border controls relaxed.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

reincarnated worm...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The height of fashion in 1796

"Now I really hate poetry."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

What's normal?

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."