Satire Snob Pillows

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. You're just not car salesman material."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Life is for the birds.

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

UK border controls relaxed.

reincarnated worm...

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The height of fashion in 1796

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

What's normal?

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I don't like the looks of that!"