Snobbery Satirist Gifts

"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

Oil barrels: Crude, Refined, Downright Snobbish

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"It's best just to leave them alone - Over the years, they've come to regard themselves as an elite group of drunks."

"I offered to marry down... but he only wanted to play up."

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

This is one posh bear!

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Are you ready to order? The soup's off, we have eggs, chips, and beans, egg, bacon, and tomatoes, a burger like thing with chips, chicken nuggets and ketchup dip and puddings.'

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'The bed is just so uncomfortable! Is there a pea under the bottom mattress or something?'

Champagne at the hunt

'The fruitiness is almost overwhelming but at the same time not particularly prevailing!'

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Wine: New & Old!!!

'New money or old money?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."