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Priest's 'To do' list.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

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Christian and Born again Christian...

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Even More Disciples'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Praying mantis.

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Shoe repair

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Out for lunch... GOD