Satanic Satirist Pillows

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"