Satanic Humor Prints

Spawn of Satan on board.

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Exciting potato bugs.

Redhead

Christian and Born again Christian...

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Praying mantis.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Even More Disciples'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

Shoe repair

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Out for lunch... GOD