Sassy Dieters Pillows

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Stand back - while I whip something up

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'I envy your metabolism.'

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'I've got a problem.'

Healthy Witch Digest

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

Obesity problems in the UK.

'I'm scared that there's a fat woman outside of me, trying to get in.'

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Church of the Low-Carbs