Sardonic Sensibilities Gifts

Looking for gifts that resonate with sardonic sensibilities? Whether it's a dry joke or a clever quip, our collection celebrates the sharp, ironic humor of those who love a bit of wit with their style. From mugs that deliver a punchline with every sip to t-shirts that speak their mind, our curated range is full of humor that bites back. Perfect for friends, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates humor with a little edge, these items are sure to get a smile and some knowing nods.

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"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks." mockup

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

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'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!' mockup

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

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"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one." mockup

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly." mockup

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

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'Who ordered twelve gross of aluminium buckets for the bailout?'

'Who ordered twelve gross of aluminium buckets for the bailout?' mockup

'Who ordered twelve gross of aluminium buckets for the bailout?'

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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Special Place in Hell...

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"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

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'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

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"Take some identification with you in case you die."

"Take some identification with you in case you die." mockup

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

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Hearse on an emergency

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'You may experience some discomfort.' mockup

'You may experience some discomfort.'

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'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.' mockup

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

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'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.' mockup

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

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"Look Marj, decalf."

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'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.' mockup

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

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Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care. mockup

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

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"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor."

"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor." mockup

"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor."

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'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.' mockup

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

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'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.' mockup

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'

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'Damocles, did I sit in the wrong chair?'

'Damocles, did I sit in the wrong chair?' mockup

'Damocles, did I sit in the wrong chair?'

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"Maureen, Phelps is down. Would you like to come In and kick him?"

"Maureen, Phelps is down. Would you like to come In and kick him?" mockup

"Maureen, Phelps is down. Would you like to come In and kick him?"

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"Oh sod it I'll walk."

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"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?"

"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?" mockup

"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?"

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"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life."

"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life." mockup

"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life."

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"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts." mockup

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts."

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"Free Wi-Fi"

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I'm sure if I moved to a fresh water environment, my hypertension would abate.

I'm sure if I moved to a fresh water environment, my hypertension would abate. mockup

I'm sure if I moved to a fresh water environment, my hypertension would abate.

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'Remember, Higgins, for you my door is always open.'

'Remember, Higgins, for you my door is always open.' mockup

'Remember, Higgins, for you my door is always open.'

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It's an Impeachment Inquiry

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"When is this sexual fantasy going to get interesting, Brad?"

"When is this sexual fantasy going to get interesting, Brad?" mockup

"When is this sexual fantasy going to get interesting, Brad?"

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'Humans are strange: they call us dirty, disgusting rats, but regard mouldy cheeses as delicacies...'

'Humans are strange: they call us dirty, disgusting rats, but regard mouldy cheeses as delicacies...' mockup

'Humans are strange: they call us dirty, disgusting rats, but regard mouldy cheeses as delicacies...'

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Sardonic Sensibilities Gifts Collection

Sardonic Sensibilities Mugs

Browse our mugs collection to find witty, sardonic designs that make every coffee break a moment of humor and attitude.

Sardonic Sensibilities Pillows

Discover pillows that add a witty, sarcastic touch to their living space, perfect for showcasing their sardonic style.

Sardonic Sensibilities Prints

Find prints that feature sharp, humorous sayings, perfect for decorating a space with personality and irony.

Sardonic Sensibilities T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts with clever and sarcastic slogans—ideal for expressing sardonic sensibilities with style and humor.