Sardonic Health Nut Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a sardonic health enthusiast? Our collection blends humor and health-consciousness with clever designs that won't take themselves too seriously. Whether they're into fitness, nutritious snacks, or just love a good laugh, you'll find something that tickles their funny bone while supporting their healthy lifestyle. From amusing mugs to witty t-shirts, our products are ideal for anyone who appreciates a playful take on health and wellness.

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The End IS Near

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"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one." mockup

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

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"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely." mockup

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

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"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool." mockup

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

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"He's So Your Type."

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'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.' mockup

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

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"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly." mockup

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts." mockup

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

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"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite." mockup

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

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Good news - we've found your car. mockup

Good news - we've found your car.

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"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

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"Take some identification with you in case you die."

"Take some identification with you in case you die." mockup

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

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'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.'

'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.' mockup

'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.'

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"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!"

"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!" mockup

"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!"

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"When the boss said he could replace me with a trained monkey, I replied, prove it! Me and my big mouth."

"When the boss said he could replace me with a trained monkey, I replied, prove it! Me and my big mouth." mockup

"When the boss said he could replace me with a trained monkey, I replied, prove it! Me and my big mouth."

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'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!' mockup

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

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Hearse on an emergency

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"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

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