Sarcastic Theologian Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines humor with faith? Our sarcastic theologian range features clever, witty products that will delight anyone who loves a good laugh about religion, theology, or spiritual debates. From humorous mugs to cheeky t-shirts and smart prints, these gifts are ideal for the witty theologian or the sarcastic pundit in your life. They make a fun, irreverent statement piece without losing sight of the spiritual sentiment. Whether it's for a birthday, a laugh, or a special clergy gift, these products are just the right mix of clever and funny.

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"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

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"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better." mockup

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

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The First Fire Stick

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'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?' mockup

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

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The transparent safe box of Panama mockup

The transparent safe box of Panama

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'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.'' mockup

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

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"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine." mockup

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

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"Because you've been working so little, you can have the rest of your career here off."

"Because you've been working so little, you can have the rest of your career here off." mockup

"Because you've been working so little, you can have the rest of your career here off."

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"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window." mockup

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

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"White Collar Prison"

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'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!' mockup

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

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'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.' mockup

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

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"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!" mockup

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

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"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit."

"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit." mockup

"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit."

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"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

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