Sarcastic Art Analyst Gifts

"It's a bit literal, isn't it?"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

The transparent safe box of Panama

Had enough of the box.

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"White Collar Prison"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'I've decided to make you someone else's problem.'

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

'To Err is human...but to forgive is against company policy!'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"Can't you just troll me?"

"How about fashionably never?"

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

"Congratulations, gentlemen - we have achieved failure."

"Where the hell were you fourteen years ago?"

Micromanagement

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

Mutant coronavirus