Santa's Critic Gifts

Looking for a playful way to appreciate the skeptics, grumblers, or humorists who critique Santa every year? Our range of gifts tailored for Santa's critics features fun and witty designs across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for those who love holiday humor or have a mischievous spirit, these products add a humorous touch to the festive season. From sarcastic slogans to clever cartoons, they're ideal for friends and family who enjoy a good laugh at holiday traditions.

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Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.

Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck. mockup

Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.

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Punk Reindeer

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"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure." mockup

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

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'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.' mockup

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

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"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!" mockup

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

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For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there.

For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there. mockup

For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there.

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Santa Elevator

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"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire." mockup

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

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'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... ' mockup

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

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"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible." mockup

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

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"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus." mockup

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

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"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!" mockup

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

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'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?' mockup

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

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'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.' mockup

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

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I brake for Jetliners.

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Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' ' mockup

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

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About Santa 2017.

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"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did." mockup

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

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"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!" mockup

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

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Don't fly and text.

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Slay Ride.

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"Go home, you're not part of my target market."

"Go home, you're not part of my target market." mockup

"Go home, you're not part of my target market."

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"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?" mockup

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

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'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.' mockup

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

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"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa." mockup

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

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'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...' mockup

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

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"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

"Well... I don't believe in you either!" mockup

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

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'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer) mockup

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

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"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"

"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?" mockup

"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"

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'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

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"... Santa, eh? Do you have any form of identification?"

"... Santa, eh? Do you have any form of identification?" mockup

"... Santa, eh? Do you have any form of identification?"

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'And God created man in his own image.' mockup

'And God created man in his own image.'

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"Dad, how does Santa Claus visit all the children in the world in one night?"

"Dad, how does Santa Claus visit all the children in the world in one night?" mockup

"Dad, how does Santa Claus visit all the children in the world in one night?"

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Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill. mockup

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

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Santa's Critic Gifts Collection

Santa's Critic Mugs

Explore our other fun holiday gifts for Santa's critics, including mugs that bring smiles and sass to the season.

Santa's Critic Pillows

Find additional holiday humor pillows and home decor items designed to chuckle at Santa skeptics.

Santa's Critic Prints

Browse more witty holiday prints that add a touch of humor and personality to your seasonal decorating.

Santa's Critic T-Shirts

Discover more humorous holiday apparel and t-shirts that celebrate the playful side of Christmas critique.