Sands Of Time Enthusiast Gifts

Life Hourglass

"Can that be right?"

Building giant sand pies.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'Did you ask Daddy if it was okay to do that to him?'

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

Sharp, play, builder's washed

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

'Would you like seconds?'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

Summer feet.

Shamisen

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'Well, I said that it's okay to bury dad on the beach, but...'

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'

'Ooooh, convertible!'

'You can take that off now.'