Ted attempts to correct his slow running hourglass.
Sand Timer Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift for a sand timer aficionado? Our collection offers witty and charming products that celebrate their love of time. From mugs to prints, find something that captures their fascination with sand timers and the passage of time, adding a touch of humor and personality to their space.
'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'
"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"
'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'
It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.
"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."
Sunset
"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."
A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.
'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'
'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'
'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'
"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."
'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.
"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."
"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."
God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill
'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'
'Did you ask Daddy if it was okay to do that to him?'
"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"
'I think he wants you to go out further!'
Sun may cause cancer.
"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."
'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'
"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"
'We'll need a sun for tanning.'
Nekkid Ladies
"He wasn't ready for the talk."
"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."
'SOME bunker this, eh?'
Sand Painting
'Do you have to dress for success ALL the time?'
Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.
Sand Timer Aficionados Gifts Collection
Sand Timer Aficionados Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for sand timer lovers—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their daily routine.
Sand Timer Aficionados Pillows
Make their space cozier with pillows featuring sand timer themes—ideal for fans of patience and time’s gentle flow.
Sand Timer Aficionados Prints
Browse our selection of prints celebrating sand timers—perfect for inspiring patience and appreciation with artistic flair.
Sand Timer Aficionados T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts for sand timer enthusiasts—stylish and witty designs that showcase their passion for the passage of time.