Sand Timer Aficionados Pillows

Ted attempts to correct his slow running hourglass.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Sunset

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

'Did you ask Daddy if it was okay to do that to him?'

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

Sun may cause cancer.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

'We'll need a sun for tanning.'

Nekkid Ladies

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

Sand Painting

'Do you have to dress for success ALL the time?'

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.