Samartian Seeker Gifts

Good Samaritan/Bad Samaritan.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Crab with a clown face.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's just a tree."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Zoo animals.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Witch dice.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Whiplash..."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'