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Good Samaritan/Bad Samaritan.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Crab with a clown face.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Do you have an appointment?"

Zoo animals.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Witch dice.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Whiplash..."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."