Sanctuary Seeker T-Shirts

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

'I claim Sanctuary!'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

"Sanctuary yes, asylum no."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Beach con-man.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Zoo animals.

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"Well Earned Vacation"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Black hole setting

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Artist on the Beach

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Dolphin

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Nice graphics.'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Whiplash..."