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Man having thinning hair blasted by cafe speaker.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Hello from the shed.

"The subwoofers really help."

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Band Practice

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

"People used to be more considerate."

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Large Print Librarian.

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

St. Lukes Silent Order