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"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Turn, turn and turn.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

James decided to stay in that night.

Hello from the shed.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"I've seen this one."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Yogi back in 5.