Salmon Gifts

'How much did you lose on your salmon diet?'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Your lobster was off!

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Civilized Salmon

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Prawn Cocktail Please

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"How's the salmon?"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Catching flying fish...'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Fresh fish

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

Thermidor Dali

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

Man indignant at having caught no fish