Salmon Prints

'How much did you lose on your salmon diet?'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Your lobster was off!

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Civilized Salmon

"How's the salmon?"

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Fresh fish

'Catching flying fish...'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Thermidor Dali

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'