Salmon Enthusiast Prints

Caution Salmon Crossing

'I had a great day down at the stream! I caught six salmon and scared the pants off three fly fisherman!'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'How much did you lose on your salmon diet?'

'Try the salmon. I find the omega-3 fatty acids, plus the mercury, enhance my penchant for aggressive behavior.'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Civilized Salmon

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"How's the salmon?"

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Lap fish..."